he’s so cute!
Don’t Make Eye Contact.
THIS IS MAKING ME BLUSH FU JACK
if i have a kid one day and they do something shitty to punish them i’m just going to take them with me to home depot for like 3 hours
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
this is boss
Can I have a Jedi trainer? Please?
hes gonna make a great seeing eye dog
remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.